Lorem ipsum dialogue
| Jack: | Hey, you know what sucks? |
| Lindsey: | vaccuums |
| Jack: | Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? |
| Lindsey: | black holes |
| Jack: | Hey, you know what just isn't cool? |
| Lindsey: | lava? |
Elementary, Dear Watson!
| Holmes: | Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. |
| Watson: | I see millions of stars. |
| Holmes: | What does that tell you? |
| Watson: | Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? |
| Holmes: | Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent! |
